”I’m too good for hier anyway”. ”I wouldn’t take hier back even if she begged mij”. ”It’s provably for the best”. That, my friend, is looser talk. Snap out of it. I know it is hard for you to see hier dating others, liking other fellow’s statuses on FB, overlooking your attempts to talk with hier on FB, etc. All after you took hier love for granted and left hier / she left you because you were cheating on hier / you both left each other because she read somewhere that a trial separation works wonders.
So let’s face it. Now you feel lonely with no one to ”hug” ter the middle of the night and no one to call your own. It hurts like hell, but she won’t take you back. You are going to need a spel changer, the volmaakt project to get hier back – a project, so deviously clever and so wretchedly extraordinario that it just had to be made by the satan himself. Where do you find it, mate? Guess what. You’ve come to right place.
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Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, buy into any other ”get hier back” advices you find via other sources, because those advices will not only result te you not getting your gf back, but will also demolish any chance of this happening. That junk usually gets written by people who never even had a gf or never experienced the uppercut-like feeling of your gf leaving you. No fellow, who had even merienda experienced the ache of being dumped, would write advices like: ”But hier a bouquet of roses, make hier feel appreciated.”, or ”Give hier some space, make hier see how badly she has it without you”, and my individual favourite: ”Leave hier alone”. Oh, you are telling that there is nothing wrong with the last one? When you finish reading through my article, you are going to laugh off when you hear advices like that the next time.
The Four Effortless Steps
Why am I providing this advice away? Let’s just say I got my heart violated too many times before and at one point I had enough. What I found out overheen the years is, that being the good fellow, who listens, is kleuter and understanding, etc. does NOT work. If you look hot (at least a bodybuilder if not naturally good looking), no dame will everzwijn dump you, or will at least want to take you back very quickly after she does so. But there are things and manoeuvres you can imply that will help you manipulate hier into liking you, or, ter our case, wanting you back. Without further ado, let’s look at the four effortless steps to get hier back.
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Get Ready. Set. Stuk!
Firstly, you need to shock hier. Commence screaming, and pulling your hair out. Why not take it public? Make a toneel ter your nave coffee shop. Project the entire thing, learn hier schedule, and make it show up to a coincidence that you both appeared there. Make sure there are a lotsbestemming of people present when you make a toneel. Affront hier with wild accusations and attempt to emerge spil mental spil possible. You want hier to think you are a bit crazy. When choosing your ”make-a-scene” place, make sure you avoid locations with professional bouncers or punchy waiters, because you want your outburst to end ter you leaving the place on your own free will. The purpose of this step is to encourage negative feelings ter your ex gf – hier being funked, astonished, and above all, shocked. After you are done with making a toneel, voeling hier the same night. Use text messages if she won’t accept your phone calls. Say you are sorry, sob into the phone (or type to hier that you are weeping), etc. Make spil much toneelstuk spil possible. ”I can’t live without you”, ”you are everything to mij”, and ”I would do everything to be with you, stunner”. If she turns off the phone leave 20 messages and 30 calls. Supersize your obsession with hier and throttle hier with your attempts to vertoning hier that you truly love hier, and that you are sorry for the previously caused toneel ter the coffee shop. Write something on hier wall ter FB, send hier letters. Do this for a total of 24 hours.
Harvest the Amazing Power of Tegenstelling
Te nature, some animals use tegenstelling colour combinations to scare possible predators, to show up fatter, etc. Such colour combinations are crimson and green, blue and yellow and above all black and white. Ter this step, you are going to utilize the power of said tegenstelling. If you did step no. 1 correctly, your ex now thinks that you are a accomplish maniac, a crazy person, who will zekering at nothing to get hier back. This is your black basecoat – now to make a white stripe or two, totally overlook hier. Delete hier from your FB friends, zekering talking to hier friends, zekering talking to people who like hier or who have anything to do with hier. If she attempts calling you back (she shouldn’t), disregard the calls. If you see hier ter public, look right through hier and walk right past hier. If she attempts to make up with you, overlook those attempts. This is the hardest step of the four, because of two things. Number one, it lasts for two months (yea, it no good) and number two, you will very likely be tempted to brake the overlook strategy. Following the angry and desperate dude (black colour) is the dude that is nowhere to be seen and that disregards you when he sees you (speaking from your ex’s stance). This tegenstelling will at very first make hier feel quiet, spil she will think: ”oh good, he stopped with the craziness.”, but will go after with: ”I wonder why he lost rente all of a unexpected” (1 month), ”Did he get a fresh gf?” (1.Five months) and ultimately ”Why does he not attempt to voeling mij no more?” (Two months). Usually it would take several months before thesis emotions would emerge te your ex’s mind, but due to the tegenstelling you used, the times are radically cut down (for hier point of view, not yours). Not this is the rough time, spil this is where you vereiste fight the urge to comeback hier calls and messages (and she will attempt to voeling you, believe mij). Do this 2nd disregard phase a bit differently tho’. Even the most retarded people nowadays know that disregarding someone is often done for them to be jealous. Having said this, the 2nd disregard phase should last 6 days from the time she very first attempts to voeling you (very first call, message, FB poke).
Congratulations, you have succeeded! You now have your ex-girlfriend back. Right? WRONG!! After the stuff you have just pulled, that special person of yours will mostly likely say some soapy crap, such spil: ”I want us to be friends, ok?”. How will you reply? A very enthusiastic: ”Good, sure, best friends.” Go after this big a big smile (if she sees you) or a big smiley face (if you are talking) or the sound of you smiling (telephone talk, duh?). After this it Welcome to the Ingnoreville, scene Two. This time overlook most of hier following attempts to voeling you, yet sometimes still reaction your phone, but do not showcase any enthusiasm. Deny to see hier te public or to do things together. Very soon, she will ask you thing like: ”What is the matter?” or ”Are you mad at mij?”. Your reply to said questions: ”Nothing is the matter, I am just tired (or something like that)” and ”No I am not mad, I just have a lotsbestemming on my mind.” This way, you permanently extract mini tegenstelling games for the 2nd time. At times you will show up somewhat interested te hier, but then again you will be cold to hier the majority of time.
After you hocus-pocus hier with your tegenstelling games for a while, she will soon want to get back together. At this stage, abort the four steps guide, because you won’t need it anymore. Just recall, whenever your relationship with this doll is ter trouble don’t attempt too hard to save it. If it is not meant to be, it is not meant to be, accept it. Or you can always come back here to have a go at my next Four steps guide: How to Get Hier Back Yet Again!