Flight to Chicago
A seasoned EMC sales manager boarded his Delta flight ter CVG and took his seat. Spil he lodged ter, he glanced up and witnessed an unusually beautiful woman coming down the isle. He soon realized she wasgoed heading for the seat next to him. Antsy to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, ",Business journey or vacation?", She turned, smiled, and said, ",Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention te Chicago.", He gulped hard. Here wasgoed the most gorgeous woman he had everzwijn seen, sitting next to him, and she wasgoed going to a meeting for lovemaking education! Fighting to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, ",What’s your business role at this convention?", ",Lecturer,", she responded. ",I use my practice to debunk some of the popular myths about sexiness.", ",Indeed,", he said. ",What kleuter of myths?", ",Well,", she explained. ",One popular myth is that African American dudes are the most well talented, when te fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to wield that trait.", ",Another popular myth is that French guys are the best paramours, when actually it is the boys of Jewish descent. Wij have, however, found that the best potential paramour te all categories is the Southern Redneck.", All of a sudden, the woman became a little awkward and reddened. ",I’m sorry",, she said. ",I shouldn’t truly be discussing this with you. I don’t even know your name.", ",Tonto,", the man said. ",Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call mij Bubba.",
A youthfull man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come te packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the youthful man wants. ",Well,", he says, ",Ive bot witnessing this female for a while and she’s indeed hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s the night. Wij’re having dinner with hier parents and then wij’re going out. Merienda she’s had mij, she’ll want mij all the time, so you’d better give mij the 12 pack!", The youthful man makes his purchase and leaves.
Straks that evening, he sits down to dinner with his gf and hier parents. He asks if he may give the bliss and they agree. He embarks the prayer, but resumes pleading for several minutes. The doll leans overheen and says, ",You never told mij that you were such a religious person.", He leans overheen to hier and says, ",You never told mij that your father is a pharmacist.",
There merienda wasgoed a man who wasgoed going to the movies with a beautiful lady. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. Right after he picked hier up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies. When they got there, he asked hier if she desired some popcorn and Coke. She said sure, so he went to the restroom. The line wasgoed long, so he went back to the lounge, got the food, and went back into the theater. When the movie wasgoed overheen, he went to the bathroom again, still with a tremendously long line. He figures he can wait until he drops hier off. When they pull up into hier driveway, she exclaims, ”Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on te and meet them.” He agrees, despite his situation. They go te and sit down at the table. Ultimately, he couldn’t hold it ter any longer a attempted to let it leak out a little at a time. Spil he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family’s hound dog Duke, te hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart. The damsel’s father stands up and hollers ”Duke!!” and sits back down. ”Excellent!” he thought. ”They indeed think it’s the dog!” So, he starts bombarding the slagroom with a duo, more powerful, louder stinkers. Merienda again, the woman’s father stands up, shouts ”Duke!!” and sits back down. Eventually, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you’ve everzwijn heard or smelt rippled through the dining slagroom. The woman’s father stands up again. ”Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!!”