This article is the result of very serious investigative journalism. Cough. It confirms that no matter what one thinks one knows about women, one is always, merienda and again, proved wrong.
Typically, what you find out there with the help of Google, or Cosmo of course, are tons or articles on the following topics:
- Why it’s NOT a good idea to sleep with a boy on the very first date
- Why it IS a good idea to sleep with a stud on the very first date
- What will a dude think if a lady DOESN’T sleep with him on the very first date
- What will a dude think if a dame DOES sleep with him on the very first date
What I toevluchthaven’t found ter my extensive research (cough) is this: What excuses women use to avoid sleeping with guys on the very first date when they actually want to. That is, excuses women work out for themselves, not for the man ter question! Funky, uh?
You’re very likely thinking, why everzwijn would a woman need to find an excuse for herself if she actually wants to sleep with a stud? Hammers the bejesus out of mij, folks, and the thing is, women are indeed not my area of expertise, so I can’t rightly response the question.
So without further ado, here are the three most frequent excuses women use to Zekering THEMSELVES from having hook-up on the very first date when they know if they don’t have the excuse handy they are simply going to fall into bedding, or into the nearest sofa, with their unaware lovers-to-be.
Top Excuse: I’m wearing ugly underwear
Here you have it, ladies and gents. When women want to avoid all temptation to fall into bedding with a stud te the very first date, they pick their ugliest underwear and get spil far away spil possible from sexy underwear.
So they will go for granny undies, sports hooter-slings, and totally, blatantly, absurdly ridiculous lumps of underwear which, you can bet, they keep ter their underwear drawer just for this purpose.